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kinkybunnie said: Siren, vampire, faerie, and nymph please

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Yes because I’m curious about how the world will end

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Steal everything

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Quiet. Usually just on the internet, reading or listening to something.

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Give me money

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beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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mulders:

in the 90s david duchovny went into x files internet chat rooms and was like ‘hey it’s david i want to talk about the x files’ but nobody believed it was him i’m crying

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milkbunnii:

its been 2 years and i still cant get over how badly the yearbook staff fucked up my senior quote

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These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

anakedglassofwine:

Do you think I need bottoms to SUP? Let’s be honest, I’m just going to be falling in the water often, anyway.

anakedglassofwine:

Do you think I need bottoms to SUP? Let’s be honest, I’m just going to be falling in the water often, anyway.

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